Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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