Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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