he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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