I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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