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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(281): View more from Texas

So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"

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(514): View more from Quebec

he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets

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(313): View more from Michigan

I did the walk of shame to church this morning.

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hooker boots and all?

(313): View more from Michigan

Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.

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(323): View more from California

dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.

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(360): View more from Washington

Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just took the cheapest shot in your honor

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(716): View more from New York

he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner

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