Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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