put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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