I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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