Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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