med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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