are you so shy because you have an std?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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