i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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