theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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