Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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