You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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