i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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