He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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