I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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