Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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