Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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