i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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