wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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