i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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