hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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