Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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