what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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