quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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