If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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