I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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