You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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