Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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