He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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