Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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