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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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(407): View more from Florida

So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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(541): View more from Oregon

at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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(949): View more from California

this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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(502): View more from Kentucky

battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.

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(587): View more from Alberta

the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"

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(419): View more from Ohio

is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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(425): View more from Washington

I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.

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