so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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