That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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