i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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