He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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