Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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