CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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