Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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