Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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