Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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