so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He better not be in your backpack
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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