I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Alive.
So much puke
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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