so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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