i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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