Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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