Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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