theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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