i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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