We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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