I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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