I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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