idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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