also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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