yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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