dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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