The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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